U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Brb crying the tears of my youth
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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