well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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