can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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