im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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