It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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