ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Randomize
