Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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