Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
They have beer where we have blood.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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