remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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