Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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