Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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