Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
is it fun? or sober?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
