I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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