dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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