So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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