I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
so let's talk penis.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
