So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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