he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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