I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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