Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
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