gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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