no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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