Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
