I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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