dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
