Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
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