If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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