Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
We got so high we made milksteak
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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