I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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