So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
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