It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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