Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
the raccoons are back...
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