I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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