My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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