He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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