Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Randomize
