this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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