I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
its not stalking. its research.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Sext me about skeletons
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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