I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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