I need help removing her.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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