Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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