UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize