Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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