before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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