so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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