im about as happy as oj after his trial
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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