I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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