dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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