why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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