he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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