How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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